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This is a story about a girl named Awe Lizzy. “What kind of name is that?” you may ask. Awe Lizzy is not a real name and according to the Facebook TOS she should not exist. Oh but she does! One day Awe Lizzy decided to give a game called Mafia Wars a whirl. She didn’t like being attacked and everybody and anybody who clicked on that shiny red attack button from the fight list was labeled a bully. As the player base dwindled, Awe Lizzy soon found that she was being attacked by people from the same families and decided it was time to go on a major anti-bully reporting campaign. The problem was these said bullies were just playing the same game she was….Mafia Wars! Peace talks and demands of cease fires were irrelevant because Awe Lizzy swiftly banned any player who tried to explain the situation at hand. What happened next rocked the Mafia Wars community and now many fighters fear losing their Facebook accounts [1]. To demonstrate the lengths of harassment this player is resorting to, the Top 10 Awe Lizzy Weapons of Mass Destruction are listed below.

Awe Lizzy’s Top 10 Weapons of Mass Destruction

#10: State your cause and call on 1% of 20 million Mafia Wars players to combat bullies because sense seems to be an issue when it comes to bullies.

Ensure that one of your minis always agrees with you.

#9: After proclaiming that bullies aren’t going to tell you what to do, threaten your Facebook friends with removal if they do not do what you tell them to do. Throw in some educational diagrams about bullies for effect.

#8: Ask said Facebook friends who remain after threats of removal to attack the players who attacked you. Encouraging others to sit on a player adds a nice touch to ones anti-bully crusade.

#7: Toss some links and start a mass reporting campaign.

#6: Suggest people rob players that they can’t beat.

#5: Add those who attack you to the hitlist. Somebody should be able to beat them!

#4a: Report those who attack you to Zynga. Once you realize the link doesn’t even work, claim you have never asked for help but encourage others to flood Zynga with complaints about those who attacked you.

#4b: Go to Facebook and report those who attacked you for posting ices on their own family war page. Rejoice when you learn that those who attacked you were locked out of their accounts. For effect, ensure that a mini agrees with you.

#3: Compare those who attack you to the 9/11 terrorists. Like and comment on your own post to ensure it stays near the top.

#2: Use at least two of your alternate accounts and threaten to sue in a court of law when the community formulates a plan of action. Talk to each other in the same style so players won’t realize you are the same person.

#1: Bring in Craig James!

Feared more than Facebook is Craig James. This man will cause havoc on any account that Awe Lizzy has deemed a bully. This guy may be a bullies worse nightmare but he really needs to learn how to count. Last time we checked there weren’t even half a million people playing Mafia Wars. One of life’s little lessons is that if someone says “Trust Me”, it’s the last thing you should do. Prolonging the word trust with is definitely a red flag.

I mean no harm to Awe Lizzy and the point of this post is to show what can happen when one feels they are bullied when all they were was attacked. If a player resorts to dirty tactics such as some of those pointed out here then they will be attacked for reasons other than the fight list. Many thanks to the ‡ßΘÿd‡ Family and Script|Mod Group for shining light on this subject and enduring harassment that could have been avoided had Awe Lizzy been more reasonable. I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little worried that Craig James won’t see any humor in this and will get me. I can’t quit on my own so maybe I hope he can shut my account down for me.